Sunday, December 10, 2006

103 Percent

Ever wonder about those people who say they are giving more than 100%?

We have all been to those meetings where someone wants over 100%. How about achieving 103%? Here's a little math that might prove helpful.

What makes life 100%?

If:
A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z

is represented as:
1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26.

Then:

K N O W L E D G E
11+14+15+23+12+5+4+7+5 = 96%

H A R D W O R K
8+1+18+4+23+15+18+11 = 98%

But,

A T T I T U D E
1+20+20+9+20+21+4+5 = 100%

And,

B U L L S H I T
2+21+12+12+19+8+9+20 = 103%

So, it stands to reason that hard work and knowledge will get you close, attitude will get you there, and bullshit will put you over the top!!!

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